The Jungle Marathon takes place in the Amazon forest and is a seven-day trek through some of the most dangerous terrains. It’s split into three categories — a marathon, a four-stage 79-mile race, and a six-stage 158-mile race.

The course includes swamps, river crossings, trails, and beaches in high humidity and scorching temperatures. This section of the race takes place with armed guards and precautionary advisors. Competitors often report seeing jaguars or being stalked like prey.

The World Beard and Mustache Championship is an annual affair hosted by the Snorrenclub Antwerpen. It’s celebrated as a sport for international bearding. The competition is hosted in different locations every year. The competition is judged in 17 categories.

The three distinct groups are mustaches, full beards, and partial beards. They are presented by the Remington Beard Boss stateside. In 2019, it was hosted by Beard Team USA at Chicago Southland.

Diving is a dangerous competition. It’s hosted by the International Døds Federation. So, what happens here is the participants fling themselves off a high dive while pulling one or several stunts and holding a pose until they land in the pool.

They basically attempt curling up their bodies before jumping into the water. The competition is divided into two categories — Classical and Freestyle. It ends with someone getting crowned as the greatest death diver in the world.

These types of wife-carrying competitions are found all over the globe. The origin of the competition has a questionable history. The stateside competitions follow Finland’s official rules. Partners can also take part in the competition.

People compete to win the wife’s weight in a drink and the cash weighs five times her weight. The competition is held as a part of Fall Festival Weekend and they have arrangements for people to watch.

The Tar Barrel competition goes back centuries. It dates back to 1605 when a group attempted to blow up the British monarch, James I. The participants throw barrels on their backs and run through the entire village streets.

The barrel has been dipped in tar and then lit on fire. Yes, they run with flaming barrels on their backs. This is basically known as the Tar Barrels of Ottery St. Mary and it’s mostly the locals that take part in it.

We have seen shot puts, javelin throwing games, and now we’re looking at the cell phone throwing competition. This competition is held in Finland. The champ is decided in Savonlinna, which is based in Finland.

The champ is decided based on the throwing technique and distance. The phones are usually non-functional phones that are then recycled. The champion of the competition gets, yes you guessed it right — a phone!

The Olympia originated from the Nail Olympics. This contest started around 2001. The main attraction of this contest is its non-product-run. The judges who are all different industry experts don’t have any clue about the nails.

The competition today is divided into 14 different categories. You enter from any location and work your way into the Nailympia Global Cup. The champion wins a trophy and cash along with getting featured in Scratch magazine.

The Great Knaresborough Bed Race is a race with a bed. Let us break it down for you — the contestants are placed in different teams. The objective is to race towards the finish line while pushing the decorated bed. The race has 90 teams made up of six runners each.

They push the bed (homemade) through various obstacles. There are parades, marching bands, and cheering squads who follow the teams cheering on. The events can raise up to $124,000 or more from different organizations.

In these competitions, contestants compete by pitting their faces through horse collars, which results in a facial expression such as, well… this. They are then immortalized in galleries and social media. The word ‘’Gurn’’ means facial expression.

It basically features the lower jaw. These competitions are scary and inhumane. They also feature other competitions including a pipe one, greasy pole, and wheelbarrow racing. The annual Gurning Championship is held at Egremont Crab Fair, which was established in 1267.

The Dakar Rally is a rally organized every year. It’s extremely dangerous. The rally runs over some of the most extreme and dangerous terrains. At least 50 people have lost their lives doing this. The main attraction is that it allows both amateur and professional drivers.

It has been the biggest rally-raid for the last 40 years. This race was born courtesy of Thierry Sabine. He wanted to show the world the brilliant landscape and invented the Mad Max-style road race.

This is basically a costume swimming competition. The swimmers compete in flamingo, shark, and grape costumes while taking a snorkel. They have to take 197 feet of the bog with them. The competitions that are held in other parts opt for a bog triathlon.

The bog triathlon is the bog adding the five-mile run and 12-mile bike ride (mountain). The last World Bog Snorkeling Championship was held in August 2019.

The Hemp Olympics is an annual affair in Australia. It’s hosted by Mardi Gras. One of the main attractions of the Mardi Gras is its affordable entering cost. It requires two bucks to enter any event.

There are plenty of competitions to compete in here including a look-a-like competition, plus a whole lot more. You’ll get to enjoy not only making your costume for the Olympic games, but also the rally of the Cannabis Law Reform. The last event was held in May 2019.

The concept of pea shooting was born when a schoolmaster named Mr. Tyson caught his students pea-shooting each other in 1971. The competition became so popular that it was continued even after he passed away in 2003.

The year 2020 marked the 50th anniversary of the pea shooting championship. The championship has hundreds of spectators. There’s a target where breath-powered pipes shoot the pea rockets. One can sign up for the competition through the village’s website.

This is a competition that has combined swamp athletics and football. For decades, skiers in Finland have been training in the swamps to increase endurance skills. With that, the idea of Swamp Soccer World Championships came into effect.

It was started in 1998. Today, the event has thousands of participants from around the world. They’re divided into 200 teams. There’s lodging for the participants in the Ukkohalla ski and sports resort.

Every year, hundreds of people gather for the International Cherry Pit-Spitting Championship in July. It’s a challenging sport, as the contestants need to fire fruit pits from their mouths.

The championship actually happens to mark the start of tart cherry harvest. In 2019, during the last International Cherry Pit-Spitting Championship, Boomerang Bartz got the second win. It was held at Tree-Mendus Fruit Farm based near Eau Claire, Michigan.

The 17th Street High Heel Race is a costume race held in Washington D.C. The person who makes it first to 17th Street NW is the winner.

The official motto for the competition is “Crossing the Line Since 1986.” The competition was inspired by a sprint that took place between a steakhouse and a bar. Usually, the competition is held at 9:00 at night.

The Chessboxing Amateur World Championship is a mix of physical and mental strength. It mixes both chess and boxing into a single game. Contestants are divided into 11 three-minute rounds of boxing and chess. They fight their way using both their physical and mental strengths.

This is relatively a new sport. The third Chessboxing Amateur World Championship was held in December of 2019 in Turkey. Since its start, the competition has grown in popularity. It now holds more than 150 fighters from all over the world, ranging from 11 member countries — like Russia, Germany, India, Iran, USA, France, Finland, and Italy.

The Totnes Orange Race challenges the participants by kicking or throwing the fruit with a 1500-foot course that leads from the Market Square. The race takes place in Devon, England. The origin story of this race dates back to the 1580s.

A person named Sir Francis Drake knocked over an orange cart that was being pushed by a delivery person. The oranges scattered in every possible direction, inspiring this race.

The Cotswold Olimpick Games have been in existence for four centuries now. In fact, they celebrated their 407th anniversary in 2019. This event has been held in Dover’s Hill arena from its beginning.

The events feature King of the Hill, Tug O’ War, Running Races, Championship of the Hill, and Shin Kicking World Championships. The events haven’t changed much from the start.

The British Navy invented underwater hockey. This was invented to keep divers in tip-top shape. It has turned into a sport in about 20 countries. There are tournaments held all around the year, so if you’re interested in trying your hand at underwater hockey, keep that in mind!

Each team is made up of six players. The players wear snorkels, diving masks, gloves, and small sticks. Similar to field and ice hockey, the aim of the game is to get as many points as possible by flicking the puck into the goal of the opposing team.

The term ClauWau means World Santa Championship. It’s a festival full of Santa-themed contests and activities. It includes climbing various structures, après-skiing, sled-racing, and other snow sports. The festivities coincide with the opening weekend at Samnaun — a Swiss winter resort.

People attending the festivities also get tickets to the nearby mountain railway, dining in the area, and deluxe shopping. And all of these perks will surely add more fun to the trip. For those who are interested, this year’s ClauWau is set for November 2021.

The Sri Chinmoy Self-Transcendence 3,100-Mile Race is the longest in the world; it lasts 52 days. The main purpose of this race is to utilize one’s spiritual contemplation for shedding one’s sense of desires and self. In 1996, Sri Chinmoy created this event as a 2,700-mile race but later declared that in future years, the race would be extended to 3,100 miles.

The multi-day race takes place in Queens, New York from June to August. The runners need to run an average of 59.6 miles each day from six in the morning until midnight. Not everyone can partake in this race. Instead, contestants are selected and only a handful get the opportunity to run. It’s usually about 10 to 15 people.

The World Toe-Wrestling Championship is an English tradition that’s been held for years now — since 1976. Though toe-wrestling is not considered an Olympic sport, it hasn’t stopped the toe wrestling enthusiasts. What happens here is that the wrestlers square off barefoot.

The big toes remain locked and, similar to the concept of arm wrestling, the objective is to push the opponent’s foot to the side. Of course, your hands need to stay flat on the ground during the wrestling match. It’s definitely an interesting game to watch.

The battle of oranges is the largest food fight in the world. It’s a three-day affair that sees nine tribes fighting each other with fruits. The fight leads up to Fat Tuesday where people pelt each other with about 500,000 pounds of fruits.

The fight takes place in Ivrea, Italy. Dating back to 1808, the battle commemorates the defiance against the city tyrant who tried to assault a young woman. The tyrant’s plan backfired when the woman instead decapitated him, after which the townspeople stormed and burned the palace.

This is a beauty artistry competition. The International Beauty Industry Awards is an inclusive and accessible competition whose sole purpose is to recognize beauty artisans. They put all their focus on the artist and their craft without looking at any products, followers (social media), or sponsors.

The competition is open to everyone. All you have to do is submit an application online along with photographs of yourself. Every year, the competition board members receive hundreds of applications from around the world.

The importance of grits in Southern culture and cuisine is indescribable. Held every year in St. George, South Carolina, the grits contest is a week-long affair. The contestants are weighed before they get into the pool of grits.

Contestants get 10 seconds to collect grits, filling even their clothes, which is why many people wear baggy outfits for this competition. After the 10 seconds are up, the contestants are then weighed again to see how much was collected. And while it’s not the most hygienic competition, we can only imagine how much fun it must be.

Alright, this next competition is a little stranger. The Naki Sumo Baby Crying Festival, held in Tokyo, is an annual Japanese festival in which babies are held in the arms of sumo wrestlers in an open-air sumo ring.

Basically, the competition involves two babies competing in a short match, and the first child to cry is the winner. It turns out that, according to Japanese folklore, a crying baby has the power to ward off evil spirits.

The World Worm-Charming Championship takes place every year with participants gathering from all over the globe. It’s hosted in Williamston by the Williamston Country Primary School. The competition started when the local school was sanctioned off, although the reason for that is unknown.

What we do know is that students used to stomp on the ground to get to the worms, and that’s how the competition began. Today, the competition is taken very seriously and people even practice coaxing the worms.

The Tunarama Festival is held in Port Lincoln, Australia every January. The competition basically sees how far the contestants can chuck a frozen tuna. The event is surrounded by a celebration with art displays, with stalls that have been set up by the locals.

People used to throw real tuna but its declining number has forced them to move to artificial ones. The event features the freshest seafood collection — a perfect place to take seafood lovers.

The Punkin Chunkin is a competition where one has to chuck a pumpkin from a distance. It’s held every year in Autumn – the time in which the pumpkins are harvested. Contestants are permitted to use many different tools to chuck the pumpkin including trebuchets, slingshots, catapults, centrifugal chuckers, and other machines.

The event actually has a huge following, as it’s an international challenge made up of 100 teams. The competition is arranged for both children and adults. From the sounds of it, this championship can act as a real stress buster.

This is a literal Buffet festival for monkeys except you give them the food rather than having them walk around and choose, although that would be pretty hilarious. The festivals gather thousands of tourists with about hundreds of pounds of food.

The local chef actually spends hours preparing the food; from fruit salads to Thai desserts, and even white rice. The first monkey buffet festival was held in 1989.

Those who think that cockroaches are useless and just make your home filthy, take a look at this competition. It’s a literal race for cockroaches that first started in 1982 on Australia Day in — you guessed it — the land down under. Still, the competition did quickly spread to other parts of the world.

Hundreds of gallons of cockroaches are released for the race. The competition registration requires an entry fee. The human winners of the race receive titles and names.

From settling silly disputes to making major decisions, we’ve all relied on Rock-Paper-Scissors at one point or another. Did any of you ever consider it a sport, though? Apparently, it is! In fact, there’s a league dedicated to it and the champion of the tournament gets a prize!

It’s the US $50,000 in cash. People participating actually use math and psychology. They claim there is a strategy related to this. A referee monitors the game, and there are strict rules to follow.

This is a competition that celebrates art and beauty by calling on painters and designers from all around the world. They show their talent through body painting. The whole concept of art, design, and creativity is incorporated into a piece that’s painted on the contestant’s body.

The competition, which is actually quite popular, is held in Poertschach Am Woerthersee in Austria. If you’re someone who loves art and the concept of body painting, then you should give this tournament a try.

We’re not going to lie — this competition is truly a bit concerning. Why would anyone allow their baby to be a part of this? Anyway, the competition features a bunch of babies that are laid down in rows.

A person dressed like El Colacho of Spain is then supposed to jump over the babies, and successfully at that. The horrific event dates back to 1620 and is celebrated as a part of a Catholic feast in the village of Burgos.

The Bubble Baba Challenge is undoubtedly another weird competition. The participants here paddle through the Russian River. Okay now, the bizarre part — they use blow-up dolls as boats. The competition started in 2003.

It’s relatively new but has definitely attracted attention in its short time. By 2011, the competition saw around 1,000 competitors. The idea of this competition originally came about as a joke amongst a group of guys who were partying together. Typical…

As you can see here, this is one of the most dangerous competitions — although the participants wear glasses, shorts, and nose plugs for safety. The objective is to attract bees to their bodies. The person who has the heaviest swarm is the winner.

A big part of Chinese culture, this tournament takes place in Shaoyang, China. The people participate to show their bravery. That’s great and all, but we don’t think we’ll ever be this brave…

The World Stone Skimming Championship is held in Scotland every year. The championship, which takes place in the fall, started as a joke at a local bar but it became an actual competition later.

The competition features hundreds of skimmers from different countries and thousands of spectators. Believe it or not, but this championship is quite serious and popular. In fact, if they’re good enough, one of the participants can even land themselves in the Guinness Book of World Records.

The Air Guitar Competition is a form of dance competition in which participants play an imaginary guitar in a heavy metal style. Contestants need to act out strumming and picking motions, all whilst lip-syncing and dancing.

The first Air Guitar Competition took place in 1996, and it happened as a part of the Oulu Music Video Festival in Finland. The U.S. Air Guitar Championship takes place every year where the winner competes for the world title in Finland.

The Extreme Ironing Competitions began in England back in 1997, and it’s an extreme and dangerous sport, to say the least. The inventor, Phil Shaw, would rather go rock climbing after a hard day of work rather than doing his usual ironing.

He decided to combine the two sports and went on an international tour to promote this. Today, extreme ironing is a popular sport with people from various countries gathering together. This sport received its fame through a British documentary named Extreme Ironing: Pressing for Victory.

The Cow Chip Tossing Championship is one of the most bizarre tournaments held, though it’s supposedly very fun as well. The championship takes place in Texas in which hundreds of people gather to watch. The participants throw a piece of dried buffalo dung as far as they can.

The participant who tosses it the farthest is the crowned champion. The competition is divided into three categories — for men, women, and children. The World Championship Cow-Chip-Contest is held in April if you’re interested in watching or even competing.

Calling all cheese lovers! The Cheese Rolling Champion takes place on the Spring Bank holiday in Gloucestershire, England, and sees thousands of people. The competition starts when a nine-pound wheel of cheese (double Gloucester) is released at a speed of 70 miles per hour.

Contestants are then supposed to chase the wheel of cheese. Anyone can participate in this competition, and there’s no entry fee! So, if you’re a cheese connoisseur and you’re looking for something fun to do, this championship might just be the thing for you.

We all love pancakes. However, as fun and easy as they are to eat, are they that fun and easy to flip? The World Pancake Racing Championship has combined running and flipping in the same category. Every team has to run with a frying pan and the objective is to successfully flip the pancake four times.

Naturally, the pancake must land on the pan each time. Contestants pass the pan to each other throughout the race and the team that crosses the finish line first is declared the winner.

Yes, an egg-throwing competition does indeed exist. The World Egg Throwing Championship takes place annually on Swaton Vintage Day and has been an annual tournament since 2006. There are various categories that feature egg-throwing-related games.

There’s a static relay in which a team of 11 people run and pass eggs down the line. There’s another event called Russian egg roulette, which is played at the national level.

The World Sauna Championship takes place every summer in Finland. It’s an endurance test in which contestants need to sit in a 230° Fahrenheit sauna to which water is added every 30 seconds. There are five rounds classified for men and women, and the longest-lasting contestant wins.

The contestants’ postures need to be rigid for the entirety of the competition; their hands and forearms cannot touch the surface. A doctor’s note is required for participants to be able to participate in the championship.

The Lone Star State is a mysterious and bizarre place, full of surprises. Join us as we explore a collection of photos which show the wild and hilarious things you’ll only find in Texas.

If there’s anything folks from Texas know how to do, it’s cook for the whole family. This gentleman was looking for a way to cook as many hot dogs as possible in a short amount of time. Out of his desperation, came ingenuity, creativity, and innovation. By utilizing an old rake he had lying around in the shed, he managed to roast 17 weiners at the same time. Texans truly give a whole new meaning to the word “crafty!”

The Lone Star State is all about efficiency. For the young gentleman in this photo, that means eating your corn on the cob as fast as possible, even if it means using power tools to do so. The reason he wanted to eat so fast was that he had tickets to a Nascar race that he was running late for. While he was able to devour his corn in record speed, he unfortunately lost a few teeth in the process.

This Texas couple will be rolling up to this year’s high school prom in style. In true southern fashion, the gentleman in the photo decided to go with a classic camouflage-colored tuxedo, while his girlfriend picked up a matching camouflage dress. While the couple had an amazing time dancing the night away and enjoying their last social gathering before college, they failed to win the titles of prom king and queen because none of their classmates could see them.

Objects in Texas come in two varieties. Either you can have something Lone Star-shaped, or you can have something Texas-shaped. There are no other options! And you can be sure that every good Texan can darn well draw the shape of Texas, blindfolded using the mouth to hold the pencil, before they know how to write the ABC. That’s just how things ae done in this state, and the people who live there are proud of it!

Every little girl grows up fantasizing about her perfect dream wedding. Before the age of 15, most girls have planned out every single detail, including what they will wear, where the wedding will be, how many friends and family they’ll invite, if they’ll hire a band or DJ, and how their wedding album will look. For girls from Texas, this may or may not involve a photo shoot in a tree with a wedding gown and chainsaw in hand.

In a state that nearly shuts down just because someone smelled snow in the air, you probably won’t find many opportunities to build an actual snowman. It’s a good thing children have such vivid imaginations, because if the state were populated only by adults no one would ever think t have so much fun with tumbleweed. They may be a symbol of the desert desolation, but now they can also become a festive winter decoration for families that live in never-ending summer.

This adorable pair of Texas newlyweds decided that the best way to say “I do” was while holding on to one thing they love most in this world (besides each other that is). To you, it might seem a bit strange that they wanted to tie the knot what carrying these two heavy-duty personal protective devices. But that’s probably just because you don’t know Texas, a land where everyone is proud to know and use their rights to bear arms.

This Texas resident wanted to enjoy a dinner for one while watching the Dallas Cowboys’ football game. Because he didn’t want to miss a second of the action, he needed to figure out a way to eat without needing to shift his focus from the television to the table every time he wanted to take a bite. So he decided to get creative and look for something lying around the house that could solve his dilemma. He ended up finding his solution in the bathroom.

Sonic may be one of the last true drive-in restaurants, but when you live in Texas, the idea of arriving in a car or four-wheeled vehicle is just a suggestion. Most food service establishments would say no to animals on their premises, but it’s hard for a drive-in to claim that the health inspector said no horses allowed. Instead, this Texas location happily serves any customers no matter how they arrive, whether it’s by car, horse, or cow.

It really warms the heart to see two Texans madly in love with each other. After all, nothing says “I love you” like putting on a wedding dress and tuxedo and toting around your hunting rifles for a photoshoot. You can really see that this special couple has a bright future together based on the way that they stare into each other’s eyes as they fire off a few rounds in the direction of some ducks flying by.

This Texas resident needed to sell off some of his belongings in order to make a quick buck before heading off to jail to serve a three-year sentence. Rather than use Craigslist or eBay, he decided to hold a one-of-a-kind yard sale in front of his home in Austin. To advertise the event, he went to the local crafts store and bought some markers and green construction paper. The catchiest name he could think of was the “Going to Jail Sale.”

Texans live by the motto, “If you’re going to do something half-hearted, you might as well not do it in the first place.” In Texas, there’s no such thing as too much of anything, especially when it comes to toilet paper. Just ask this guy, who only restocks his outhouse with Costco’s super mega heavy-duty high-powered family-sized toilet paper. During an average month, he goes through about five or six of these bad boys, and he wouldn’t have it any other way.

While people in other states may choose to indulge in fancy appetizers that cost way more than they should, folks in Texas like to keep their food simple. Besides, who says cheap and elegant don’t go together? Just one glance at this delicious tray of “redneck calamari,” and you’ll realize that Texans know fine dining and upscale cuisine the same way they know rodeos and high school football. Our mouths are watering just looking at this photo!

There’s an unwritten law in Texas that any drive-through fast food joint is also a ride-through. This is because many residents of the Lone Start State prefer to use an eco-friendly horse as their primary method of transportation rather than a fossil-fuel consuming car.

Texans take pride in their cowboy culture. This usually involves rodeo, spurs, country music and – of course – cowboy boots. There’s probably not one person in Texas who doesn’t own a pair of cowboy boots – so it makes sense that they probably know the best way to style them. One Texan had a big issue when he saw pictures from the New York Pride Parade. You just never – NEVER – wear cowboy boots with shorts! Every Texan knows that.

Texan’s may be well known for their ability to grow and abundance of various agricultural products, but they definitely aren’t known for their ability to spell those products. The owner of this makeshift roadside produce station was confident that he’d be able to sell out all of his vegetables. Unfortunately, he couldn’t manage to spell one word correctly on his sign, so no one came to buy his fresh vegetables. He ended up feeding them to some nearby horses.

When you’ve got a lifted truck like the one we see in this photo, there’s really no reason to abide by traditional parking rules and regulations. In Texas, these lifted trucks are pretty common, and therefore, law enforcement officers have just about given up on punishing them for parking jobs like the one in this photo. The way they see it, if you’re wimpy Jeep can’t hold its own in the Target parking lot, you better get yourself an upgrade!

We’re going to go out on a limb here and say that this bag of Fritos was not purchased this way. The most likely explanation for the appearance of this decadent snack is that Texans do everything full-tilt. Whether it’s upgrading their truck, or calming their appetite before dinner, Texans don’t do anything half-way. So instead of eating a boring bag of chips, Texans like to add ground beef and grated cheese. Think of it as their own all-American style of nachos.

The owner of this Texas Chick-Fil-A restaurant knows exactly who eats at his restaurant. So if you thought that this photo is showing a malfunction with the electricity in the store’s sign, rest assured that there is no defect here. It’s all part of the restaurant owner’s new marketing strategy. By clearing calling upon the folks who are most likely to eat in his fast food facility, he is hoping to raise sales to record-breaking numbers, and finally get himself out of debt.

When this Texas princess needed to buy a new dress, she decided to get one that would match her favorite possession in the whole world- her truck. Now she’s riding in style, and looking great while off-roading in her 4X4. While northerners might find this style a bit out of the ordinary, in Texas, camo is the one color that goes with anything, and it’s not uncommon to see folks casually walking around in camouflage-colored pants, sports jackets, skirts, and dresses.

This Texas resident is conserving his body’s finite energy by using this heavy-duty high-powered supercharged motorized personal transportation device. After first purchasing it, he decided that he needed to upgrade the normal wheels it came with to these military-grade off-road capable wheels. Now, he is able to travel through all the rough terrain that the great state of Texas has to offer. He can take his chair through the sandy deserts, up the rugged mountains, and even through wet swamps.

Only in the Lone Star State will you find a baby cow locked up on a bicycle rack, patiently waiting for his owner to return from running errands. Surprisingly, the only person who even looked twice at this bizarre scene was the man behind the camera, who’s from out of town and was visiting some relatives. Apparently, Texans are quite used to seeing livestock outside of farms and in places where the average American would least expect to see them.

When it comes to food, Texans like to push the single portion limits. Just take this massive cinnamon bun for example. This kid can’t even take a bite of the enormous sweet treat without getting sticky frosting all over his face. We would suggest trying to eat it with a fork and knife, but that would be a clear violation against the Texas code of ethics. He’s just going to have to go face-first and deal with the messy consequences later.

The owner of this Texas diner was sick of tourists asking if they served breakfast, so he decided to put up this massive billboard on the side of the highway, answering the frequently asked question. Although folks from out of town have complained that the language on the sign is just a bit too abrasive, Texans seem to love it. They find the roadside sign to be hilarious. Since investing in the billboard, the diner has seen business skyrocket.

In Texas, just about everyone loves cowboy hats. Residents of the Lone Star State wear them every chance they get. Whether the weather is sunny, rainy, cloudy, hot, humid, or windy, you can bet your bottom dollar that a Texan will be sporting some kind of cowboy hat on their head. The state’s obsession with the southern fashion accessory is so extreme that they even began adding them to the little logo on the men’s and women’s restroom signs.

You’ve probably seen signs like this in public places that say “no pets allowed,” but only in Texas will you find signs that let the general public know that it’s not acceptable to bring livestock with them to stores, parks, and shops. In any other state, it’s pretty much assumed that horses, cows, pigs, goats, and sheep should be kept at home, or, better yet, in a barn. But, for some reason, Texans need to be reminded that this sort of behavior is unacceptable.

Any Texas resident will tell you that there’s nothing better than a family reunion down at the mud pit. It’s truly an amazing time for family members of all ages. Old or young, everyone gets involved in the magical tradition. The best part of the whole weekend is the mud pit belly flop contest. Last year Uncle Jeff took the title, but this year Grandpa Joe has recovered from his hip surgery and is looking to take back the title that was once his.

Texas traditions don’t make a lot of sense to most Northerners, or anyone from outside of Texas for that matter. This is yet another one of them. Far from being ridiculed by their classmates from showing up in an outfit that makes them look as if spools of tinsel threw up on them, these girls are competing to see who has the best costume. They claim this is related to school spirit, but we don’t really believe it.

Texas and other Southern states might be known for their rodeos, but you probably never knew that they take bull riding so seriously it’s considered the state sport. There’s nothing like proving how manly you are by jumping on a fully grown male cow until it gets so annoyed by your presence that it puts all of its energy into throwing you off its back. Sure, bull riding might have been necessary when cattle roamed freely, but now it’s relegated to Texan nostalgia.

It might be called a car wash, but you probably didn’t know that in Texas, “car” is short for “cattle.” When you live in a place that was built by life on the range, you better make sure there’s room to bring a cow into the carwash, after all, the state is known for its Texas Longhorns. Trucks might be the preferred vehicle of choice these days, but many still remember th good old days when cattle was king.

When your hometown pride is this strong, you better make sure that any passing planes or drones know just how much you care. In Texas, it’s not simply enough to outdo your neighbors by having the biggest house on the block. You can one up all of your friends and neighbors by making sure that you build your mansion in the shape of the great state itself. It’s a good thing it’s so big, otherwise, you’d never win the contest.

When cowboy culture is king, you have to be clear about what is and isn’t welcome if you own a bar. After one too many cowpeople got their boots stuck in this rustic wooden table, this establishment finally had to put their foot down, just not on the table, of course. While they couldn’t ban spurs outright, they thought the sign would be enough. Sadly, they couldn’t stop the people from dancing on tables with their boots on.

When you spend your days chasing down trucks as big as the ones that are generally found in the Lone Star State, a regular old police car just won’t cut it. Sure, the highway patrol considered investing in a batmobile, but knowing how Texans react to anything high tech, they knew the only way to stay in control was to show up with the biggest vehicle. No one on the road could compete with this kind of cruiser.

Texans are known for their pride in always being the biggest, but some people don’t realize that those arenas actually hold clout with their neighbors. Own the biggest cow, the biggest house, the biggest hair? You’ve got their respect. But when it comes to growing the biggest pecan, this Texas farmer couldn’t have been more excited, only to find that no one else cared about having a big nut. If you can’t use it for pie, what’s even the point?

If there’s one way to keep the party away, it’s to ban all of the fun parts of it, without forbidding parties themselves. The people weren’t sure how to react to this sign. Half of them rejoiced that their favorite Texas souvenirs hadn’t been totally banned, but the other half got to hatching a plan. One night, they all snuck in with dozens of pinatas and confetti eggs. Drinks were poured freely. By morning, not a soul was found, but the confetti was everywhere.

Up in New England, bed and breakfasts are a popular option for spending a weekend away. The accommodations offer home-cooked meals, cozy rooms, and usually, activities. Down in Texas, however, such quaint past times are unheard of. On the other hand, you don’t get free 72 oz steaks when you stay at a motel in the north. At The Big Texan, not only are the rooms bigger, so are the steaks. For locals, there’s little that be better when it comes to a weekend away.

While northern folks would probably find this sign appalling, Texans don’t see anything wrong with it. That’s because Texas residents love their convenience. Rather than run around from one side of town to the other in search of all of their basic necessities, they would much rather be able to run all of their errands at the same place. Additionally, Texans hate having to run around in the heat, so the ice cream with a kick is a solution to make everyone happy.

There’s only one way to beat the brutal Texas heatwaves in the summer, and that’s with a good ole’ fashioned pickup truck swimming pool. In addition to being incredibly simple and easy to make, they’re the perfect fun solution when you’re local swimming hole is too busy. All you need to do is throw down a tarp and a bag of ice in the bed of your pickup truck, fill it with water and enjoy a relaxing afternoon with your buddies.

Even though just about everyone has heard the expression, “everything is bigger in Texas,” very few people have actually experienced this phenomenon first-hand. It’s one thing to simply hear that Texas is a country full of super-sized food, over-sized trucks, and larger-than-life personalities, but to see it up close and personal is a whole different story. The woman in this photo is actually from the East coast, but upon seeing what Texas has to offer, she became a full-blown country girl!

The expression “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure” has never been truer. When Jim Bob’s neighbor threw away this old filing cabinet, Jim Bob knew he hit the jackpot. Just one week prior, his grill had broken down and he had been searching for a replacement. In order to fill the void in his life, he gathered up the discarded filing cabinet left by his wasteful neighbor and turned it into the most organized grill you’ve ever seen.